Saturday, June 25, 2011

Lucy Pinder is in a sexy Lynx photoshoot




Happy Friday, everyone. Lucy Pinder is here to usher in the weekend with some stunning shots from her photoshoot for Lynx that we made you aware of earlier this week. Did you have fun playing with the Lucy Pinder game? We certainly did. Maybe slightly too much fun.
If you can’t be bothered to search through all of the verbs in the English language to find if Lucy’s done them (it took us a long time and we wore out three dictionaries in the process) then feast your eyes on these shots of her being some kind of sexy domestic Goddess. 
Lucy Pinder for Lynx
Insert your own "leg man or breast man" joke here
What follows is a true story. A mate of ours called Aidan (hello, Aidan, if you’re reading) actually used to go to college with Lucy Pinder. We asked him if he had any sexy stories about his time at school with her. We got the following off him over the phone yesterday evening:
“This one time, right, I was drinking in the local with my mates – we must have been about 19 or so. We have a few drinks and one of my mates suggests we have a go on the quiz machine and I’m like, why not? What could go wrong? I could lose 50p. That’s all.
Lucy Pinder for Lynx
No use crying over it
"So we’re doing pretty well and then this question comes up – ‘Which of these page three models has the largest breasts?’ And Lucy Pinder’s one of the options, but I’m not sure. So I turn to my mates – who have all gone pretty quiet – and start mouthing off about how they’re probably the biggest tits around at the moment.
"I might have mentioned some things I wanted to do to them. I realise, midway through a graphic description, that the entire pub’s gone silent. I look behind me.
Lucy Pinder for Lynx

Vanessa Perroncel's FHM photo shoot


Vanessa Perroncel: the woman, the papers will have you believe, in the wrong place at the wrong bloody time when John Terry got the horn. Ever since ‘Bridge/Terrygate’ broke, you’ve been begging us to feature the 34-year-old French swimwear model at the centre of the scandal that gave England’s World Cup bid the worst possible start. The woman who prompted Wayne Bridge to cross his ex-Chelsea teammate off his list of ‘people he’d invite to Nando’s’. The woman who can’t possibly be to blame for Wayne Rooney playing like a donkey. The woman who’s currently suing six different papers for breach of privacy and defamation.
But here she is, in her finery, fronting the Access section of the August issue FHM, on shelves Thursday, July 8. It’s definitely the only place to read her side of the story, which Perroncel told FHMwith her skin still shining with the residue of baby oil from the shoot: “I was supposed to have had sex with him five times a week. It’s just horrid.”
Vanessa Perroncel's breasts are in FHM
Vanessa Perroncel tells the truth about John Terry and
Wayne Bridge

 - It goes on sale on Thursday, July 8

 - There's a massive Total Upgrade section. 50 pages worth, to be precise

 - Numbers: 102 summer style shortcuts, 31 amazing sex cheats, 23 tips to being funny and 5 methods to kill a man

Shashi Naidoo photoshoot for FHM









Shashi Naidoo photoshoot for FHM